That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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