Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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