i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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