When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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