I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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