dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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