i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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