I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The cops high fived after they tackled you
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
do nipples grow back?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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