we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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