This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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