she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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