I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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