**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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