is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
Donโt eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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