I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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