never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
our cab driver is having phone sex.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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