I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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