i don't like sucking hair
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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