all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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