You work out of a Hotel?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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