Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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