I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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