Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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