i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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