another moral hangover. fuck.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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