I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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