Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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