Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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