I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I will be naked everywhere
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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