first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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