If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Vodka?
Forever.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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