Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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