I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I will be naked everywhere
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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