Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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