so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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