And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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