I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Be still, my beating vagina.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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