they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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