I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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