how can u be prego again
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she pinky promised me she was 18
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
