I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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