I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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