My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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