just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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