Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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