These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
should my penis look like a turkey
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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