Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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