I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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