everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
