I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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