Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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