I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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