I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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