Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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